Mangalore air crash at a glance




Accident happened : 6.30am 

The runway 

It is a brand new runway. The Mangalore airport is situated on a hillock, and the runway is built on a flat stretch of land, with either ends of the runway sloping downwards. So, if a pilot misjudges his landing or take-off, the aircraft will overshoot the runway and go downhill. Which is what seems to have happened to Air India Express flight IX-812.

Length: 5,800 ft (1,740 mts)
Runway elevation: 336 ft (101 mts)

The weather 

What was the weather like during the crash?

No rain, wind calm but there was dense fog over the airport. Visibility was only 6 km, more than that required.

Passengers 

Total: 166 (137 adults, 19 children, 4 infants and 6 crew)
Survivors: 7

Plane facts 

State-of-the-art Boeing 737-800 inducted on Jan. 15, 2008.

Piloted by Serbian expatriate Capt Zlatko Glusica.

Glusica (55) had 10,000 hours of flying experience.

Theory 1 

It overshot the runway after it landed.

Visibility was 6 km which is more than required and there was "no distress indication" from the pilot, say airport officials. No "constructional deficiencies were noticed".

The plane didn't stop after landing. Could it be a tyre burst?

Theory 2 

The aircraft overshot the runway, hit the fence and went beyond the boundary wall of the airport, broke and went up in flames.

Top 10 things that irritate mums the most

A survey has revealed that the top ten things a mother finds most irritating includes dirty clothes dumped next to the washing basket, wet towels on the bathroom floor and toothpaste left in the sink. 

The research by  www.TheBabyWebsite.comfound that mothers were also irritated with overflowing bins, urine on the toilet seat, and tissues left in pockets in the washing machine.

The survey on 3000 mothers also showed that failing to refill the toilet roll holder, leaving the toilet seat up and finding empty cartons and boxes in the back of the cupboard or fridge, can be major causes of irritation.

"These irritations might seem small and insignificant to other people, but when mums find themselves doing absolutely everything for their families, the endless list of tasks soon starts to grate," the Scotsman quoted Kathryn Crawford, of the website, as saying.

"Mums already have enough to do without cleaning up after dad and the children.

"It would make life so much easier, and the housework would get done so much faster, if other family members chipped in and tidied up after themselves.

"The fact is that many mums in the UK are taken completely for granted, and because of this they find themselves ''mothering'' everyone who lives in the house, including dad," she stated.

The survey also shows 36 per cent of mothers detest picking up the phone to find they are on the end of an automated call.

A third say they hate to see crumbs in the butter and the same percentage are left fuming by shoes left in the hallway.

Fathers are criticised for leaving a room and not turning off the lights, leaving curtains closed when they are the last out of bed and failing to rinse hair from the bath.

And men are also accused of shaving over the sink then leaving the bristles there, dumping muddy shoes outside the back door, and failing to wake up in the middle of the night when the kids start crying.

Children are also at fault, with mothers holding them responsible for storing dirty cups and mugs in their bedrooms and leaving toys scattered over the floor.

Other annoying habits include narrow shopping aisles, finding the toothpaste squeezed in the middle instead of the end and a lack of ‘me time’.

"This poll shows it isn’t just household chores which annoy mums," Crawford added.

But Dr Mary Brown, lecturer in psychology at  Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen, said such lists trivialised women, making them seem like ‘martyrs’.

"Like men, women encounter a mixture of political and trivial experiences but we don’t hear about what annoys men," she said.

"There is a danger that women, especially those without adult company and who are not challenged enough, buy into this mindset.

"Instead of acting like martyrs, they are actually good at managing people and capable of laying down ground rules for family members instead of using up their energy getting angry," she added. 
Regards : TIMES OF INDIA

Memorable College Life............

COLLEGE DAYS….!!!

  
1. On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu.......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"

"Ek page de na........... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."

" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

"wo bhi iss class ke liye "
 
  
2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is

........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir....."

"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."

"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
  
3.. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"last time tu aaya the kya?""

"Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."

4. Sessionals Test:

"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."

"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega...." SAHI !!



5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........."

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."


6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"

"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai " 


7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."

"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena.........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"


8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee.......Akash......terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai" 


9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"


10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........."

"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo.........."


12. Exam:

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai"  ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE

"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."
I AGREE !! !!
  
This one is dedicated to all my friends:


"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai

Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.

kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain

kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.

abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai

Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.

Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai

exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,

college ke paas  ka dhabe ki yaad aati hai

tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.

Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.

Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.

Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai

bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.

bas ek bar aur

wapas lautne ka man karta hai." 

By- PRAMOD KUMAR NIRANJAN ( IIA, NEW DELHI )

Self compose

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

AME KI KAHANI...

saari umar hum mar mar kar jee liye abb too humein paid kar do paid kar do....
na na na .... na na na na .......

give me one OJT let it be unpaid but give me one chance i wanna prove myself once again...

kandhoo koo C.A.R, C.A.I.P ,FAA ne jhukaya rishwat dena too khud SUBROTO ne sikhaya
15000 doge too OJT in GO AIR.... otherwise get lost from here .....

likh likh kar pada C.A.R. ka QCM , DGCA RAO salla...
but shweta shukla ne balatkaar kar dala
hum kehte the madam question men ek hi word shift hai
wo kehti thi beta yehi to twist hai....

bachpan 18/55 mein gya jawani ranhualla mein gyi
abb too tum humein paid kar do paid kardo...

saari umar hum mar mar kar jee liye abb too humein paid kar do paid kar do....
na na na .... na na na na .......

do semester humein dey sir ne light band kar ke daraya
material or metallurgy mein diffrence kya hai yehi samjh nhi aaya...

hardware ki class mein har koi sota tha
kyuki question kuch bhi hoo answer material and strenth hi hota tha
but jab aayi dectation day ki baari...
anurag bola sir ne meri kyu maari...

suman sir ki lecture se jyada boring hote the unke jokes
recover hone k liye humko lene padte the electric shocks

DGCA INDIGO SPICEJET ne apne office se nikala..
3 sall IIA mein joo chamakaar kiya tha
uska balatkaar kar daala....

deysir anubhav dd yadav sir jo the humko apni class mein darate...
abb jab pass out ho gaye too saamne bhi nhi aate...

give me one OJT let it be unpaid but give me one chance i wanna prove myself once again...



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